Swan restaurant in Miami sign at entrance

Swan is Pharrell & David Grutmans restaurant located in the heart of Miami’s design district. Pharrell is why I know about this place and solely why I dined here. Any Pharrel fans in the building? Okay, okay y’all are in the right place. 

Manicured hand placed on a menu with two cocktails in background of restaurant

           “Would you like to dine inside or outside?” 

That’s a great question to start off any dining situation. With the Miami heat, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to be outside but it was all good cause’ the courtyard was heavily shaded with white drapes, fans and beautiful greenery! The inside interior is girly with pink and green pastels, artwork on shelves and a gorgeous bathroom to match. Since I’m going in on the ambience, I can’t go on further without mentioning the music. PHARREL HAD THAT BITCH JUMPIN’!! Haha, no but forreal it was all soulful music, D'Angelo, with a hint of Frank Ocean vibes. 

purple cocktail in a glass

Service from beginning to end was attentive, comfortable and accommodating. If I’m ever in between a couple options on the menu, I'll ask my server to take the lead and choose for me. Surprise me haha! Shoutout to that boy. He led me right with the drinks, apps and entrees. 

We started with octopus, which was decent and reminded me of lobster (as far as the texture goes) until I got to the end of it’s tentacle. The cocktails were the best part of the entire meal I wanna say. It’s brunch so, we stuck with just one: Spicy Jaja Margarita & Purple Reign. A spicy margarita is my FAVORITE on vacation (you won’t find many of these in New Orleans–If yall know, comment below). This margarita has strong notes of passionfruit that I loved.

Spicy Jaja margarita on a table

Now let’s get down to the food: Short Rib Fusilli (rosemary, parmesan), King Salmon (farro, avocado, grapefruit) . I didn't know what to expect for my entree but it was yummy. The salmon dish was different mainly because of its components. Grapefruit, avocado, then the farro. Farro is a type of grain that looks like brown rice, has a nutty flavor, and is chewy. This grain serves as a  great source of protein and fiber. Similar to quinoa; however, farro almost doubles the value compared to the same size serving of quinoa. So switch out your rice for quinoa, switch out your quinoa for farro. That’s for my health conscious folk.  

Octopus appetizer

Short Rib Fusilli
King Salmon, farro, avovado, grapefruit

That’s my foodie lesson for the day. You're welcome and I hope you enjoy this review.

Bon appetit b*tches!

 **There’s a New Years party happenings here. I’d look into that if I’m in Miami during that time. But really all the restaurants out there are going UP. Choose wisely ;). 

2372 Replies to "SWAN MIAMI: The Review"

  • Rick Harmon
    • Rick Harmon

    I used to think crypto recovery was a myth until I became a victim of a scam that wiped out my entire portfolio through a fake investment scheme. Every attempt to recover my funds was met with more fees and empty promises. For two exhausting weeks, I got nowhere.
    That changed when I reached out to Morphohack Cyber Team, a trusted and legitimate crypto recovery service recommended by a friend who had successfully recovered his digital assets through them. Their expertise and professionalism made all the difference.

    I’m sharing this to let other scam victims know: it’s not over until you get your funds back. Your crypto wallet and digital assets can still be recovered.
    Don’t wait, contact Morphohack Cyber Service today. ( Morphohack@cyberservices. com)

    Reply
  • Rick Harmon
    • Rick Harmon

    I used to think crypto recovery was a myth until I became a victim of a scam that wiped out my entire portfolio through a fake investment scheme. Every attempt to recover my funds was met with more fees and empty promises. For two exhausting weeks, I got nowhere.
    That changed when I reached out to Morphohack Cyber Team, a trusted and legitimate crypto recovery service recommended by a friend who had successfully recovered his digital assets through them. Their expertise and professionalism made all the difference.

    I’m sharing this to let other scam victims know: it’s not over until you get your funds back. Your crypto wallet and digital assets can still be recovered.
    Don’t wait, contact Morphohack Cyber Service today. ( Morphohack@cyberservices. com)

    Reply
  • Garrick Murphy
    • Garrick Murphy

    Life hasn’t been easy, but I’ve done my best to raise my two boys after losing my wife. Being a single dad is the hardest thing I’ve ever faced, but I took it one day at a time, determined to give them a good life. After years of focusing only on them, I finally felt ready to try dating again. On a dating app, I connected with a woman who seemed thoughtful, sincere, and financially savvy. She told me she’d done well in Bitcoin trading and wanted to help me build a better future for my kids. I was touched. Over weeks of constant conversation, she never pushed, just encouraged me and shared small pieces of advice. Eventually, she told me about a private trading pool her team used—supposedly low risk, high return—and showed me screenshots of growing profits. I wanted to believe her, so I transferred 2 Bitcoin to the wallet address she gave me. The next morning she was gone—profile deleted, messages erased, and my Bitcoin vanished. I was devastated and blamed myself for falling for it. For days I couldn’t sleep and didn’t want to tell anyone until a coworker noticed something was wrong. When I finally shared my story, he told me about GRAYWARE TECH SERVICE. I reached out, not expecting much, but they treated me with respect and urgency. Their investigators traced the scammer’s wallet, froze assets, and two weeks later recovered 1.3 BTC. It wasn’t everything, but it restored my faith—someone fought for me. I didn’t find love, but I found justice and a way forward for my boys. I’ll always be grateful. You can reach them on WhatsApp +18582759508, web: https://graywaretechservice.com, or email: contact@graywaretechservice.com

    Reply
  • Garrick Murphy
    • Garrick Murphy

    Life hasn’t been easy but I’ve done everything I can to raise my two boys right after losing my wife. Being a single dad is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do but I’ve taken it one day at a time determined to give them a good life. After years of focusing only on them I finally felt ready to put myself out there again and try dating. I joined a dating app and quickly connected with a woman who seemed thoughtful, sincere and financially intelligent. She told me she was involved in Bitcoin trading and had done well for herself. More than that she said she wanted to help me build a better future for my kids. I’ll admit I was touched. She said all the right things. Over the next few weeks we talked constantly. She never pushed just encouraged me and gave small pieces of financial advice. Eventually she told me about a private trading pool her team used. It was supposedly low risk with high return. She even showed me screenshots of her growing profits. I wanted to believe her. I wanted to believe in something again. So I did it. I transferred 2 Bitcoin to the Wallet address she gave me. The next morning she disappeared. Her profile was gone. All of our messages deleted. My Bitcoin was gone too. I felt absolutely crushed. For days I couldn’t sleep. I blamed myself for falling for it. I didn’t even want to tell anyone what had happened until a coworker noticed I wasn’t myself. When I finally told him he said one name GRAYWARE TECH SERVICE. I contacted GRAYWARE TECH SERVICE without much hope but they surprised me. From the first call they treated me with respect and urgency. Their Investigators traced the scammer’s Wallet and they froze assets. Two weeks later they recovered 1.3 BTC. No it wasn’t everything. But it was enough to restore my faith. More importantly, someone fought for me. I wasn’t just another online victim, I was a father trying to do the right thing. I didn’t find love. But I found justice and a way forward for my boys.I’ll always be grateful.You can reach them on whatsapp+18582759508 web at ( https://graywaretechservice.com/ )    also on Mail: (contact@graywaretechservice.com

    Reply
  • cantonna hills
    • cantonna hills

    The boost of online trading platforms has, unfortunately, increased fraudulent activities, a situation I encountered. Seeking passive income during the COVID-19 pandemic, I invested in binary options and forex trading, which led to a loss of 15.70137 BTC due to sophisticated scams. This experience caused significant financial and emotional distress. My legal counsel recommended DuneNectar-WebExpert, a specialized ethical hacking and recovery firm. DuneNectar-WebExpert successfully recovered my lost funds, restoring my financial stability. Recognizing that others may have suffered similar losses, I recommend contacting DuneNectar WebExpert at ( Support @ DuneNectarWebExpert .Com ) if you have been a victim of online fraud and seek fund recovery.

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *